New Love

I have a new love....the Vidalia Chop Wizard.

So far I've used it for onions & pickles...now,

thanks to Burfica, I'll be making egg salad with it.

The absolute bestest part about chopping vegies, etc with this wonder tool?

You get to slam it shut...what a great way to relieve stress!

They need to come up with more blades, though.

I want a slicer...guess I'll just have to invent one myself!

Terrorist Sea Planes

I now work on the northern end of downtown Seattle. Right outside my window is the Space Needle framed by the beautiful Olympic mountains. Doesn't it sound incredible? It is! Except for one little thing....my back is to the window & my monitor faces the window...so I see the great view in a reflection on my monitor. The "little" problem is that between the building I work in and the Space Needle (which is technically around 8 blocks due west) is a flight path for the Sea Planes landing on Lake Union. All day long planes are flying by my window...one day I was in the middle of a call and a plane goes swooping by the window...suddenly I had the thought, "what if there's a psycho-terrorist in that plane!?!" That gave me the major heebie-jeebies...I literally shuddered! I comforted myself with the knowledge that Sea Planes are a lot flimsier than the jets used on 9/11...so if it is a terrorist: once the plane hits the window it'll be crumpled into a little ball and we can just throw it into the aluminum recycle bin. Please, don't tell me any differently another plane is coming in for a landing.....

Moving On

Inspite of having to deal with another demonstration of my ex's cruelty & dishonesty, I am focusing on moving forward. Hate doesn't look good on me...it's just not my color! lol I'm not going to allow her to infect my new life. She is a disease & I am cured.

Now, if only the ex & her next would quit stalking my MySpace page & this blog...I guess this posting will add some spice to their obviously boring relationship. They can't even read my MySpace page, it's private. Yet, there they are everyday on the map of who has visited my page! 66.44.253.187 in Yadkinville, NC & 71.32.12.205 in Spokane...2 of my biggest fans! It's because of them and their total lack of morals that I even have a tracker on my pages! I only wish I knew about the tracker months ago it would have saved me a lot of time & trust. I'll tell you all about that in a future posting on MySpace. I don't want to give the stalking love-birds any reason to visit my blog in the future.

It's sad that they spend so much of their time thinking about me...I guess they both need to get over me. How weird is that? In an email next asked me if there was anything else I wanted to tell her about ex before she continued her relationship with ex...after seeing the depths of their depravity, there's not a damn thing I want to tell her...they both richly deserve each other. Class never works with trash, but 2 white trash uneducated liars...that's a relationship forged in hell.

Ok...that's enough trash-talking...I'm gonna wipe off the spatter & move on.