Tuesday, April 26, 2005
If it wasn't for the pee-pee dance I'd get no exercise at all! Nothing's funnier than watching someone doing the pee-pee dance and trying to pretend that they aren't. "Yeah, I'm convinced, that's how you ALWAYS walk! You aren't fooling me!" Women can get pretty creative with their dance moves.....are you having an epileptic seizure that makes you look like you have cerebral palsy, or are you just really happy to be standing in line for the potty? Dancing to the beat of a piddly-drummer? Trust me, if it wasn't a huge faux pas there's been many a time that I would of just hiked my chubby-bubby-butt onto the sink and let the river flow.....
Men are lucky in this department, if there isn't a tree for them to water and they have to actually wait to pee.....a rubberband and some pocket pool and their problem is solved. Bastards! PLUS...more than one man can use a urinal at the same time....they probably don't enjoy sharing....BUT THEY COULD!!!!Peeing has been on my mind a lot lately.....I should quit using the potty as my place to come up with ideas for posts. That makes sense.