Monday, June 06, 2005

Anal Douche & Kitten Farts

I can't figure out what is more hilarious...the product or the reviews? Let's just say both and call it a day.

If you aren't into butt humor....don't go to this link: Butt Douche It's actually Anal Douche..but I hate the word anal! If you decide to take the risk and see this item on Amazon.com...yes, it's a real item!....don't miss reading the reviews!

In case you ever had the chance to wonder: kitten farts are the absolute worst farts EVER!!! Especially when the cute little fart-machine is laying on your chest!


Blogger Dana declared....

Oh yes, I have a sweet, furry little kitty who has the worst farts imaginable! We call him Super Fluffy the Wonder Fart and I wrote all about him on my blog. LOL

6/06/2005 8:35 PM  
Blogger Nony Mitchell declared....

Nasty...but hey...someone is making money...always love stopping by...

6/06/2005 9:03 PM  
Blogger golfwidow declared....

I didn't bother to look.

However, I did say to myself that, if I were marketing such a horrible product, I'd have called it Tush Douche. 'Cos I am Just That Whack.

My late kitten, whom I should stop referring to as a kitten because he was fifteen when he passed away, used to eke such noxiousness from his bottom that birds would drop from the sky. Furthermore, he always whirled around to check it out, like, "Who did that?!?"

6/07/2005 5:20 AM  
Blogger Kirsi declared....

Nice post, from the complimenting comenter!

6/07/2005 7:13 AM  
Blogger Kirsi declared....

Nice post, from the complimenting comenter!

6/07/2005 7:13 AM  
Blogger Burfica declared....

yeah my animals always think the place to fart is in my face lol

6/07/2005 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Pearl declared....

Gotta love the automatic ad (I presume its automatic) on top of the Amazon product - saying don't forget your dad on father's day. That's a whole other sense of daddy I should think.

Looks like an interesting lively site overall.
Found you through compliment generator. Expect to bookmark you and return tho.

6/07/2005 1:16 PM  
Anonymous Pearl declared....

Oh, and love the way you chose to do your more about me. Really creative.

6/07/2005 1:17 PM  
Blogger Helen declared....

Those reviews are just priceless! Corn and peanuts? What the.........

6/07/2005 1:33 PM  

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