I'm older than Rolling Stone magazine, younger than color television, bigger than a Xbox, smaller than a Winnebago, taller than a goat, shorter than a horse, wider than a parking meter, "narrower" than the Space Needle, serious as a heart attack, sillier than the tickles, smarter than the average bear, dumber than my Mom, prettier than dirt, "uglier" than a sunset, girlie as a pryncess, moves through crowds like a linebacker, anal as an accountant, laid-back as a slug, darker than white chocolate, lighter than butterscotch pudding, louder than a whisper, "quieter" than a fog horn
5 Comments:
Oh...........Oh HELL no.........LOL
LOL thats aweful :) Not nearly as bad as the star wars kid tho :)
:-D LOL! Best thing...I do the same thing all the time!
hmmmmmmmm wonder if he wants to go dance nekid around a bonfire with me for a little while
This guy is totally cool! I LOVE it! Thanks for posting it!
Peace........
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