Weekends SUCK

In my warped mind I would think that weekends would totally rock in Blogland. I've swiftly learned that this is not the case! Weekends totally SUCK!!! Everyone is too busy living lives that are more exciting than mine and can't blog about it until the hangover wears off....or Monday arrives, whichever comes first. I'm thinking that usually it's Monday arriving. That's the conclusion I've come up with. So....I guess there's only one thing for me to do....I need to dive into the alcohol we have from New Years 2004. As you can see, we can't even call ourselves social drinkers!

My new weekend goals need to include: drinking until the room spins, puking until I've puked up my toenails, moaning and groaning in alcohol induced agony, staying in the moment so that I can blog all about it on Monday, and, of course, using chocolate to cure my hangover! This list is MUCH better than my current list: sit on my fat ass reading blogs and wishing my blog could look as cool as others I've seen. Yeah, I know, that list is downright pathetic!

I have too much laundry to do to start my new weekend routine this weekend.....next weekend, I'll be an alcohol powered funbag.....unless the laundry fairies are still on strike.