Wednesday, August 10, 2005

?'s for Hets

Saw this on Melody Ann's site...just HAD to borrow it!


1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest of sexually transmitted disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own orientation?
17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you change if you really want to. Have you ever considered aversion therapy?
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems (s)he would face?


Blogger MP declared....

Classic!!! Makes you stop and think!...well makes me stop and think :0)

8/11/2005 5:58 AM  
Blogger sandegaye declared....

Oh I love this posting!!
As a mom of a gay son, we both get bombarded w/ crappy questions about the 'alternative lifestyle'. Puh-leeze.
Glad to see someone put the shoe on the other foot.

8/11/2005 9:05 AM  
Blogger Christopher declared....

I just love how insightful you are and such wonderful wit. Hello Kitty Kitty, just checking in and letting you know that I am semi adjusting ok to Portland. I wish I could figure out where all of this anxiety is coming from though. I am trying to keep a positive outlook on everything. How are things in your fountain of the world?

8/11/2005 9:33 AM  
Blogger Alekx declared....

Great questionaire

Not being gay but having lived with my 2nd dads and hanging out in their community for several months I just don't understand people and their lack of understanding and knowledge, it's just frigging people. Sheesh

8/11/2005 11:36 AM  

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