Thursday, June 09, 2005

And now a brief pause for some silliness!

I love silliness....when it comes from unexpected people and at unexpected times it is the absolute bestest! When you're trying to be serious and someone else is in silly-mode...it's not so great then. But, I'm usually the silly one....so it doesn't bother me too often! I firmly believe that moments of silliness will prolong my life and keep me from getting my head stuck up my ass. Both are very important to me! So, to Live Long and Silly.....here's a great way to add some silliness into your life! Please leave a comment with your new silly name....we'll laugh together!

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie; b = lumpy; c = buttercup; d = gadget; e = crusty; f = greasy; g = fluffy; h = cheeseball; i = chim-chim; j = stinky; k = flunky; l = bootie; m = pinky; n = zippy; o = goober; p = doofus; q = slimy; r = loopy; s = snotty; t = tootie; u = dorkey; v = squeezit; w = oprah; x = skipper; y = dinky; z = zsa-zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple; b = toilet; c = giggle; d = burger; e = girdle; f = barf; g = lizard; h = waffle; i = cootie; j = monkey; k = potty; l = liver; m = banana; n = rhino; o = bubble; p = hamster; q = toad; r = gizzard; s = pizza; t = gerbil; u = chicken; v = pickle; w = chuckle; x = tofu; y = gorilla; z = stinker;

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head; b = mouth; c = face; d = nose; e = tush; f = breath; g = pants; h = shorts; i = lips; j = honker; k = butt; l = brain; m = tushie; n = biscuits; o = hiney; p = chunks; q = toes; r = buns; s = fanny; t = sniffer; u = sprinkles; v = kisser; w = squirt; x = humperdinck; y = brains; z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:

Goober Chickenshorts.

On behalf of Tootie Girdle Sniffer...this now concludes our moment of silliness. Your boring lives, already in progress, will resume shortly.


Blogger Butchy declared....

Loopy Apple Tush checking in!

6/09/2005 9:27 PM  
Blogger golfwidow declared....

Just call me Zippy Applebuns.

6/10/2005 12:37 AM  
Blogger Scott declared....

I am Goober Girdlenose....WEll that certainly describes my alter ego.
Great blog btw

6/10/2005 10:44 AM  
Blogger Burfica declared....

I'm Poopsie Applebrain. hehehehe

6/10/2005 11:44 AM  
Blogger cali declared....

Omfg! I'm related to burfica - Crusty Applebrain! No, seriously, I'm not making it up!

6/10/2005 4:30 PM  
Blogger Jstar718 declared....

LOL! That was great!
Bootie Gerbilbuns

6/10/2005 7:46 PM  

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