Friday, May 13, 2005

Where's MY MUGSHOT!?!?!?!?!?!

Thanks to Kim I have another item to add to my list of grievances against Spokane County Sheriff's Department....I hadn't even thought about my lack of a mugshot!!!! Didn't even get a MUGSHOT!! Kim's right....there will be nothing for the tabloids to dig up on me when I'm a famous writer/superhero.....my life will seem to be vanilla, when I'm aiming for a hot fudge life....with chunks 'n' nuts! (See, that's more of the texture I was talking about yesterday.)

I just thought of something....I actually do have a mugshot. Back in my church-going days I volunteered at Spokane County Jail. Because I was actually going into the units to mingle with the Jesusless-who-need-me-to-show-them-THE-WAY inmates, I had to go through the whole booking process.....how weird is that?!?!? I don't get booked when I DO commit a crime, only when I'm being a good little Christian girl out to save the lost! How screwed up is that???

I'm full of righteous indignation over all this....the cure for all this indignity: chocolate. But then, when isn't chocolate a cure-all for me? I need cake.


Blogger Tara Tainton declared....

Hey, Pryncess! Happened upon your blog via BlogXchange and love the writing! You've got a great sense of humor and nice way of telling us juicy details.

I'll be back to read more! Also, I think I need to go post something about supporting ALL persons' rights to marry on my site as well.... :)

5/15/2005 8:45 AM  

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