So Much News, So Little Interest
Jennifer Garner is pregnant....can we assume that Ben Affleck is the father?
Renee Zellweger married Kenny Chesney yesterday. She should change her last name....Zellney, Chesweger, Zellches, Cheszell, Smith, Johnson, Jones...those are a few suggestions.
Cinderella's shoe has been found....again.
Jesus Christ is having some legal issues. This time it's not with the Saducees and Pharisees. It's with the West Virginia DMVicees.
I'm bored. Let's go eat cake.