Tuesday, May 10, 2005

So Much News, So Little Interest

Jennifer Garner is pregnant....can we assume that Ben Affleck is the father?

Renee Zellweger married Kenny Chesney yesterday. She should change her last name....Zellney, Chesweger, Zellches, Cheszell, Smith, Johnson, Jones...those are a few suggestions.

Cinderella's shoe has been found....again.

Jesus Christ is having some legal issues. This time it's not with the Saducees and Pharisees. It's with the West Virginia DMVicees.

I'm bored. Let's go eat cake.


Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself declared....

I am liking the idea of cake. Can it be chocolate?

5/10/2005 1:42 PM  
Blogger Butchy declared....

Is there any other kind of cake????? I know there isn't for the Pryncess! ;-)

5/10/2005 2:07 PM  
Blogger Burfica declared....

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cake!!!!!!!!!!!

5/10/2005 10:59 PM  
Blogger Pikkel Weezel declared....

We can't be sure it was Ben, but we can be sure that I wish it were me.

5/12/2005 7:11 PM  

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