Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Not just gay, we're gaaaaaaaay!

Here's something that's a little irksome for me.....I am incapapable (sheesh, what am I drinking?) of mimicking a flamer. For those not in the loop....a flamer is someone who is a fabulously, extravagantly, kind of femme gaaaaaaay man. Back to the topic at hand.....when I attempt to mimic a flamer I just look incredibly...well...femme. Seeing that I am already ultra femme (I don't even set off my own gaydar!) it just doesn't work. Now my impression of a bear....again for those not in the loop a bear is a hairy, usually large, bearded, mustachioed, leather wearing gay man.....I'm a hoot impersonating a bear &/or a dyke. In my world dyke's are Butchy and a lez is a femme. Welcome to my world!

I am a diva. Drag queens beware.....my padding doesn't come off after the show!


Blogger ~Dawn declared....

LMAO! That was great, I will be back. As the sporty spice-dyke, I can't immitate flamers eithers, I look like I'm on a nerdy drug.

2/16/2005 6:05 PM  

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