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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Martha's Real Crime

Martha belongs in jail, as far as I'm concerned. I'm not interested in all her explanations and reasonings regarding the stocks fiasco. I have no opinions about all that legal shmegal stuff. All I know is that her bath towels SUCK!!! That's right! We were conned! Believing that we would be getting good quality for a little quantity of money we went the distance and bought her bath towels, hand towels and even washcloths.......THEY SUCK!! They have more pills than Walgreen's! After their first washing they looked like the upholstery on Lily & Tigger's scratching post....and the instructions say to wash them before using them!!! We were robbed! I'm just glad that she's paying the price, even though she may not know the whole story. The reason she thinks she's in jail, and the REAL reasons are neither here nor there.....I'm feeling avenged.

2 Comments:

A declared....: Uh, hello? You bought them at K-Mart, not Nordstrom. What did you expect? ;); 2/09/2005 7:28 PM
Anonymous declared....: Oh, go suck an egg, Alena! The point of this, to me was humour, so go take your critical self elsewhere, this woman does not need your negativity! *blows raspberries!*; 2/09/2005 8:55 PM

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