Wow! hard to believe. Living in Utah I have to talk about religion all the time. It comes up everywhere. I have realized, though, after learning more about the LDS church that they definitely don't have the market cornered on WEIRDNESS and EXCLUSIVITY in the religion department. This just solidifies it!
I'm older than Rolling Stone magazine, younger than color television, bigger than a Xbox, smaller than a Winnebago, taller than a goat, shorter than a horse, wider than a parking meter, "narrower" than the Space Needle, serious as a heart attack, sillier than the tickles, smarter than the average bear, dumber than my Mom, prettier than dirt, "uglier" than a sunset, girlie as a pryncess, moves through crowds like a linebacker, anal as an accountant, laid-back as a slug, darker than white chocolate, lighter than butterscotch pudding, louder than a whisper, "quieter" than a fog horn
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Wow! hard to believe. Living in Utah I have to talk about religion all the time. It comes up everywhere. I have realized, though, after learning more about the LDS church that they definitely don't have the market cornered on WEIRDNESS and EXCLUSIVITY in the religion department. This just solidifies it!
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