Sex, drugs & rock 'n roll
We interrupt this blog to bring you the latest update on my life:
Legal drugs only
No rock 'n roll
And I can't even say, "well, at least, I've got my health!"
That about sums up my sad existence. If it weren't for chocolate, Zoloft & Zyrtec-D I'd probably be feeling the sadness. Instead, I'm feeling the overwhelming need for a nap.
We now return you to your better life currently in progress.