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Monday, March 14, 2005

Sex, drugs & rock 'n roll

We interrupt this blog to bring you the latest update on my life:
No sex
Legal drugs only
No rock 'n roll
And I can't even say, "well, at least, I've got my health!"
That about sums up my sad existence. If it weren't for chocolate, Zoloft & Zyrtec-D I'd probably be feeling the sadness. Instead, I'm feeling the overwhelming need for a nap.

We now return you to your better life currently in progress.

posted by Kat at 5:08 PM

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