Driving Miss "Daisy Dukes"???
For those that are totally clueless here's a list of "styles"
that just don't fit together:
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and hanging over the belt midriff
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts (Daisy Dukes) and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends