Death of Bling-Bling
And now for a moment of silence as we remember Bling-Bling. Bling-Bling is going to its' grave after enduring far longer than any catch-phrase is ever expected to. B-B had a good life. It is now time to say goodbye.
After much consideration and highly scientific clinical trials, I've come up with some replacement options for B-B. I submit these suggestions for your consideration: (the quotes would be stated by Star, Joan, or Melissa on the red carpet)
Shine
"Look at the shine on her!"
Spark
"The spark is on and noone's staying home tonight!"
Sparkle
"His sparkle is blinding the crowd here tonight!"
K (as in 24K)
"He's tricked out, turned out and K'd out!"
My personal favorite:
Ice
"Her ice is turning up the heat tonight!"
After much consideration and highly scientific clinical trials, I've come up with some replacement options for B-B. I submit these suggestions for your consideration: (the quotes would be stated by Star, Joan, or Melissa on the red carpet)
Shine
"Look at the shine on her!"
Spark
"The spark is on and noone's staying home tonight!"
Sparkle
"His sparkle is blinding the crowd here tonight!"
K (as in 24K)
"He's tricked out, turned out and K'd out!"
My personal favorite:
Ice
"Her ice is turning up the heat tonight!"
May Bling-Bling rest in peace.
posted by Kat at 9:01 PM
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