We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some "buttcons"?
( Y ) a fat butt ,
( Y ) a tight butt ,
( o ) a butt that's been around,
( O ) a butt that's been around even more,
( x ) kiss my butt,
( zzz ) a tired butt,
( 13 ) an unlucky butt,
( e=mc2 ) a smart butt,
( $ ) money coming out of his butt,
( ? ) dumb butt,
( @ ) hemorrhoids,
( S ) ripped a new one!
Do you know of any that aren't included here?