Quiet attempts = cacophony of sound
I am cursed. Whenever I try to be quiet I succeed in making more noise than a herd of stampeding centipedes! Of course, the centipedes are the size of PT Cruisers and they are wearing tap shoes. You would think that I would learn: when I need to be quiet DON'T try to be quiet. Travelling that line of logic would lead me to believe that I would then succeed at being quiet....but, no. Because I know that I am trying not to be quiet cuz I need to be quiet, therefore, I am anything but quiet! I'm giving myself a headache, I better be quiet.